Mallet Quotes

13 quotes by 13 authors

There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure. — Woody Allen
There are a few things that I will hopefully be credited for as a pioneer. One is my four-mallet playing. Another one is the starting… — Gary Burton
The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be… — Dave Barry
She put a wedge beside my heart And then she brought the mallet down She sang no song to guide her work I lost my… — Shannon Hale
Your questions regarding that gentleman are very delicate, very subtle, very much like being smacked in the head with a mallet...it's a tuba among the… — Mary Ann Shaffer
A lot hinges on the fact that, in most circumstances, people are not allowed to hit you with a mallet. They put up all kinds… — Terry Pratchett
Wow," Liv said, when I dropped the mallet back into the drawer. "That looked like fun. I call dibs on the next over-the-top destruction of… — Rachel Vincent
Your mallet or your stick goes through the instrument, the sound goes out and then wherever the sound goes nobody knows, you know. — Evelyn Glennie
Everybody knows that the best things come last. I've a lever for a bandit. And a chisel for a rat. I've a mallet for a… — Iris Lopez
My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie — ICarly
What's at stake is your freedom, niggas paying the price. When the judge drop the mallet, all he said was life. — Rick Ross
Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be! — Cheshire Cat
Being 'weird' is one of the most best complements you could ever give someone. If no one in the world was weird, everything would be… — Sarah Palermo

Who Wrote These Mallet Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 13 Mallet Quotes as follows: