Madea Quotes

27 Madea quotes by 9 unique authors

Tyler Perry's 'Madea Goes to Jail!' Which, I have to tell you, of everything that I've ever done in my career, that's the only thing… — Viola Davis
If anything’s going on in our lives, we have each other. One time, I was having a bad day, and I called Chris Colfer. He… — Lea Michele
People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. People get excited when a new one's coming out. — Isaiah Mustafa
'Madea' is a Southern term. It's short for 'mother dear.' So there are a lot of Madeas out there. — Tyler Perry
My friend Madea has "attitude" that comes with wisdom. Back in our teens and twenties, we thought we knew everything and made all those foolish… — Tyler Perry
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Why'd… — Madea
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons:… — Madea
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I might need you… — Madea
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [to Nikki about Joe] Go help that thing find its shoes so we can get out of here. — Madea
Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no! — Madea
Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is your bowels. Now… — Madea
Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do. Mable 'Madea' Simmons:… — Madea
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!… — Madea
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear this place up.… — Madea
With love in her eyes, she is blind to the truth. The Liar on her arm, the wolf with a silver tooth. He says he… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
That's because I didn't have to work with Madea. I only had to work with Madea once, and that was at the barbecue and I… — Shemar Moore
Madea is such an inviting figure. That's why I'll never change her. She'll never be saved. She'll never be Christian. She is the disarmer to… — Tyler Perry
Madea is the reason that the saved and unsaved, believers or not, Muslim, Jews, everyone will come together to see this film. I mean, she's… — Tyler Perry
I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A! — Madea
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We hollering,hallelujer, praise the lord, thank you Jesus, lord a god,leave a message at the sanctified beep,if this a bill collector, we rebuke you in… — Madea
Tina: Get off of me! Sitting there looking like a king-size bag of skittles Madea: (goes into house. After a while says) She say I… — Madea
I dont smoke I just watch people smoke — Madea
Goo madea you the lookingpretty — Madea
Madea is gay — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Madea Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 27 Madea Quotes as follows: