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Al Yankovic has 112 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
• You fake something until you're good at it.
• If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.
• If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
• One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem…
• I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing…
• It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can…
• My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
• So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the…
• There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever…
• There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
• I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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