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Long Quotes by Will Rogers
- No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets,…
- A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking.
- Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that…
- The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.
- There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a…
- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
- Coolidge has the best idea on this farm relief. He said, 'Farmers, you are in a hole. I can't help you, but I will get…
- When you straddle a thing it takes a long time to explain it.
- All one has to do to get one's stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake long enough to…
- I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my front yard. They…
- The government sent the Indians to Oklahoma. They had a treaty that said, 'You shall have this land as long as grass grows and water…
- I am a great believer in high-priced people. If a thing cost a lot it may not be any better, but it adds a certain…
- Say, this new home building idea of President Hoover's sounds good. They are working out a lot of beneficial things. The only thing is it…
- George Bernard Shaw of England stopped over just long enough to make one speech in Bombay, India, started a war and 100 Indians killed each…
- We had a great lunch. Senator Capper paid for it. The Republican pays, as usual. And everything that the Democrats are doin' now, the Republicans…
- The high income tax come pretty near passing in the Senate. Only lacked about six votes. So it won't be long now. Well, there is…
- Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in…
- Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
- Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why†I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way…
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