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Molly Harper has 12 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for…
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Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's…
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You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.
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Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will…
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I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation…
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The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.
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A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And…
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If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But…
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I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought…
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Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires…
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I have lived in Kentucky all of my life. I am married to my high school sweetheart, David, a local police captain…
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I wondered what would be the most humiliating way possible to be turned into a vampire - a story that a vampire…
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
— Ronnie Barker
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There are now 17,000 local American police forces that are armed with rocket launchers, bazookas, heavy machine guns, all kinds of chemical…
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We are very grateful for what the Ontario provincial government is doing, and for cooperation from provincial and local police forces all…
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Slavery cannot exist a day or an hour anywhere, unless it is supported by local police regulations.
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We are mandating forces to hold regular neighbourhood beat meetings. These meetings will give local people the chance to scrutinise the work…
— Theresa May
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We can't do much about ensuring that the homeland is safe if our local police and sheriffs' departments don't have the personnel…
— Dick Durbin
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Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?
— Greg Gutfeld
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I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I…
— David Letterman
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In my home State of Minnesota, I have seen firsthand the importance of Byrne grants to local police in reducing crime and…
— Jim Ramstad
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In China, Internet surveillance has already become a profitable industry. In fact, a growing number of private firms eagerly assist the local…
— Evgeny Morozov
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Not being invited in is one of the boxes on the “suspicious behavior” bingo form that every copper carries around in their…
— Ben Aaronovitch
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I have lived in Kentucky all of my life. I am married to my high school sweetheart, David, a local police captain…
— Molly Harper
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