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• No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.
• Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have.
• Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
• Don't tear up the page and start over again when you write a bad line-try to write your way out of it.…
• Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the rate of…
• Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way around. God…
• I don't want them to be told to remember me.
• I thought A Prairie Home Companion would be an interesting thing to do for a summer or so. Public radio was just…
• That's what I am, Frank thought, an ordinary genius. He had unlocked the secret of radio. The sport of the ordinary! Brillliant…
• You learn this great lesson of life: it's not about me. It's just not. The matter of talent-which seemed so important to…
• She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.
• Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.

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