Lemon Quotes

139 Lemon quotes by 115 unique authors

So the freshness lives on in a lemon, in the sweet-smelling house of the rind, the proportions, arcane and acerb. — Pablo Neruda
I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea. — P.G. Wodehouse
When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins
...with each new book of mine I have always the feeling that this time I have picked a lemon in the garden of literature. — P.G. Wodehouse
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure… — Ian Fleming
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams
Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,Coconut,and Mocha… — Shel Silverstein
Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "clean" it, and suddenly you can't find… — Rick Riordan
Arthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. â€œI thought you must be dead â€¦â€ he said simply. â€œSo did I for a… — Douglas Adams
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect. — Jim Butcher
George unhinged his jaw and coughed up a little plastic bottle filled with chewable vitamins. "You're kidding," I said. "Are those Minotaur-shaped?" Hermes picked up… — Rick Riordan
Difficulties are made to be overcome ~ Miss Felicity Lemon, Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Plymouth Express — Agatha Christie
You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole.… — Greg Behrendt
What kind of tea do you want?" "ThereÂ´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "LetÂ´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
Then she did something that really surprised me. She blinked back tears and put out her arms. I stepped forward and hugged her. Butterflies started… — Rick Riordan
and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. — Douglas Adams
War and tooth enameled salted lemon childhoods All colors run, none of us solid Don't look for shadow behind me I carry it within I… — Suheir Hammad
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort… — Augusten Burroughs
Tyrion Lannister could not have been more astonished if Aegon the Conqueror himself had burst into the room, riding on a dragon and juggling lemon… — George R. R. Martin
If You Have A Lemon, Make A Lemonade That is what a great educator does. But the fool does the exact opposite. If he finds… — Dale Carnegie

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115 authors contributed a total of 139 Lemon Quotes, led by these top contributors: