Lemon Quotes
139 Lemon quotes by 115 unique authors
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Canary burgundy, I call it lemon red. Yellow diamonds in my ears, call em Lemonheads.
— Camron
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Life is a lemon and I want my money back.
— Meat Loaf
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Lemon trees they don't make a sound. 'Til the branches bend and fruit falls to the ground. Baby, sweet baby.
— Ruthie Foster
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No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses!
— Peter Griffin
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Lemon heads, fuck the state and the feds. Top 5 amongst those alive and the dead.
— Jadakiss
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Love is like a lemon; it goes great with tequila.
— Unknown Author
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Life is like a lemon... You can either cut it perfect, or have lemon juice get squirt in your eye and be in pain..
— Unknown Author
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Yellow diamonds in my ear callem lemon heads.
— Unknown Author
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When Life Gives You Lemon Make Lemonade And Give Them To Me ;;
— JoxzyCr
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I'm limitless bitch so don't tell me what my limits is/ Lemon in ya eye and I shine so they squint a bit/ Runnin back…
— Tactics
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Looking for love now days is like looking for a new car !talk to some body older, so you want get a lemon .
— Unknown Author
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If someone at JetBlue really wanted my lulu lemon leggings they could have asked.
— Jamie Lynn Sigler
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A drop of lemon juice spoil gallons of milk, similarly a drop of ego can destroy the beauty of virtues. so leave EGO, love people,…
— Sushan Sharma
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Life is sweeter than sugar but at the same time it is as sour as a lemon.
— Curly
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A medium Vodka dry Martiniwith a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred, please. I would prefer Russianor Polish vodka.
— Unknown Author
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If life hands you lemon .............make lemonade!
— Ochola James
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Teriyaki suit with the lemon Phantom. Heavy weight, heartburn: Mylanta.
— Riff Raff
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Apple: I look like a football. Lemon: I look like a rugby ball. Banana: Can we change the subject please?
— Nikhil Saluja
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Only when you have eaten a lemon do you appreciate what sugar is.
— Nikhil Saluja
Who Wrote These Lemon Quotes
115 authors contributed a total of 139 Lemon Quotes, led by these top contributors: