Legs Quotes

1733 Legs quotes by 1246 unique authors

Whoe'er has gone thro' London street, Has seen a butcher gazing at his meat, And how he keeps Gloating upon a sheep's Or bullock's personals,… — Thomas Hood
I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs… — Mitch Hedberg
The road to Lourdes is littered with crutches, but not one wooden leg. — Emile Zola
A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's… — Les Dawson
We can try to kill all that is native, string it up by its hind legs for all to see, but spirit howls and wildness… — Terry Tempest Williams
Animals of every kind live on the Other Side, .. you are not crazy if you feel the spirit of your cat rubbing against your… — Sylvia Browne
When I push, the top part of the leg goes ahead of the bottom part, and you can hear a big plonk when it comes… — Jean van de Velde
The centipede has rhythm and flow in its hundred legs precisely because it does not have to think about it. Consider this the next time… — Robert Genn
If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands. — Gary Player
I'm having a bad day. I am not size six. My legs are not skinny as sticks, and dammit, someone's got to pay. I'm afraid… — Jewel
I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to… — Will Rogers
Most of sex is psychological - most of it is between our ears and not between our legs. — Joy Browne
Cross my wooden leg, swear on my glass eye. — Tom Waits
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg.… — Mike Harding
College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the… — H. L. Mencken
And this is a table ma'am. What in essence it consists of is a horizontal rectilinear plane surface maintained by four vertical columnar supports, which… — Michael Frayn
How lucky my life is that I have two arms, and two legs, and ten fingers with which to make things out of wood. — Nick Offerman
My dear brother, we must not mind a little suffering for Christs sake. When I am getting through a hedge, if my head and shoulders… — Charles Simeon
I believe in myself over everyone else. There's nothing that walks on two legs that I'm afraid of. — Renzo Gracie
When you play in midfield, you've got to have legs — Steve Lomas
I was given five injections. That evening I developed extremely high fever. I was trembling. My arms and my legs were swollen, huge size. Mengele… — Eva Mozes Kor
A girl is grown up when she stops counting on her fingers and starts counting on her legs. — Irv Kupcinet
Often people ask how I manage to be happy despite having no arms and no legs. The quick answer is that I have a choice.… — Nick Vujicic
I really forget that I have no arms or legs sometimes. — Nick Vujicic
I wear high heels for long legs. — Georgia May Jagger

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