Laughter Quotes
2173 Laughter quotes by 1292 unique authors
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The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
— W.C. Fields
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But why doesn't the Gospel ever say that Christ laughed?" I asked, for no good reason. "Is Jorge right?" "Legions of scholars have wondered whether…
— Umberto Eco
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He laughed like an irresponsible foetus.
— Thomas Stearns Eliot
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His laughter tinkled among the teacups.
— Thomas Stearns Eliot
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And moody madness laughing wild Amid severest woe.
— Thomas Gray
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Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom? He got tickled by his mom. Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor, . . . . And…
— Shel Silverstein
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All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
— Seneca the Younger
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To see a man fearless in dangers, untainted with lusts, happy in adversity, composed in a tumult, and laughing at all those things which are…
— Seneca the Younger
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The landlord's laugh was ready chorus.
— Robert Burns
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An atheist's laugh 's a poor exchange For Deity offended!
— Robert Burns
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Fools laugh at the Latin language. -Rident stolidi verba Latina
— Unknown Author
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The watch-dog's voice that bay'd the whispering wind, And the loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind.
— Oliver Goldsmith
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What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy.
— Marie Corelli
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The Long March The Red Army is not afraid of hardship on the march, the long march. Ten thousand waters and a thousand mountains are…
— Mao Zedong
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The fool sees naught but folly; and the madman only madness. Yesterday I asked a foolish man to count the fools among us. He laughed…
— Khalil Gibran
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She lifted up her hand and from the ring that she wore there issued a great light that illuminated her alone and left all else…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Sport, that wrinkled Care derides, And Laughter holding both his sides. Come and trip it as ye go, On the light fantastic toe.
— John Milton
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From Man or Angel the great Architect Did wisely to conceal, and not divulge, His secrets, to be scanned by them who ought Rather admire.…
— John Milton
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And we laughed, at the world. They can have their diamonds, And we'll have our pearls
— Jill Sobule
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She is laughing up her sleeve at you.
— Moliere
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A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a suffering man.
— Gustave Flaubert
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There is nothing more foolish than a foolish laugh. Risu inepto res ineptior nulla est
— Catullus
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?
— Aristophanes
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Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself.
— Alan Alda
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Myriad laughter of the ocean waves.
— Aeschylus
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