Laughing Quotes
4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors
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My philosophy is, it's always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don't mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy.…
— Dwayne Johnson
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Love is like a roller coaster. It can take you to the highest, most spectacular heights or drop you to bottom in seconds. However, even…
— Sheila Jackson Lee
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I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
— Richard Pryor
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he…
— Zach Galifianakis
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A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over…
— Stephen King
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Comedy naturally wears itself out - destroys the very food on which it lives; and by constantly and successfully exposing the follies and weaknesses of…
— William Hazlitt
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Though it make the unskillful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve.
— William Shakespeare
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Don't be afraid to show emotion. Get excited, get angry, get motivated, laugh, cry, yell, and vent. You will feel so much better after a…
— Robert Cheeke
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Laugh a lot. Laughter will make even the dreariest situations a whole lot more enjoyable.
— Robert Cheeke
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You have to be eligible for luck to strike, and I think that's a matter of education and preparation, and character and all the other…
— James A. Michener
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People aren't as stupid as the politicians think. More and more of us are laughing off our 'civic duty' to vote, rejecting the role of…
— Bob Black
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A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.
— William Shakespeare
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O beautiful human life! Tears come to my eyes as I think of it. So beautiful, so inexpressibly beautiful! The song should never be silent,…
— Richard Jefferies
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If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. If you allow others to laugh with you, you will be great.
— Martin Niemoller
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The liberation of the human mind has never been furthered by dunderheads; it has been furthered by gay fellows who heaved dead cats into sanctuaries…
— H. L. Mencken
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The reign of tears is over. The slums will soon be only a memory. We will turn our prisons into factories and our jails into…
— Billy Sunday
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My relatives used to laugh when I talked of being a writer.
— Taylor Caldwell
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When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That…
— Trey Parker
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He knows well the evening star, and once when he awoke, in a most distressful mood (some inward pain had made up that strange thing,…
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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I am a cutter, you see. Also a snipper, a slicer, a carver, a jabber. I am a very special case. I have a purpose.…
— Gillian Flynn
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She could have dropped you both off. whar's the worst she can do? cry hysterically?"the gears on the ute get stuck at the lights and…
— Melina Marchetta
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I nearly broke out laughing when the wrteched soothsayer warned Caesar: "Beware the Ides of April." I thought it a miracle (and a relief) that…
— Seth Grahame-Smith
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I'd say I'm the opposite of someone that has the urge to stand in front of strangers and make them laugh, but the idea of…
— Eric Bana
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God's love is a gift that can make you forget yourself at times. The Scottish writer George MacDonald said, "It is the heart that is…
— Sheila Walsh
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I laugh when I hear that the fish in the water is thirsty. I laugh when I hear that people go on pilgrimage to find…
— Kabir
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