Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh… — Malin Akerman
I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions. — Albert Brooks
Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. — Mel Brooks
We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody. — Mel Brooks
Everything is Song. Everything is Silence. Since it all turns out to be illusion, perfectly being what it is, having nothing to do with good… — James Broughton
Laughing brains are more absorbent. — Alton Brown
While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are… — Rita Mae Brown
But what if I fail of my purpose here? It is but to keep the nerves at strain, to dry one's eyes and laugh at… — Robert Browning
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha… — Lenny Bruce
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. — Lenny Bruce
We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed. — Jean de la Bruyere
One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all. — Jean de la Bruyere
Comedy is wonderful when you really nail it and you hear people laughing, but it's not always that easy. — Sandra Bullock
The best book, like the best speech, will do it all - make us laugh, think, cry and cheer - preferably in that order. — Madeleine Albright
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. — Anthony Burgess
Really, I have to laugh because there was a whole set of stories that made me sound like the Dragon Lady, you know, 'tough this… — Madeleine Albright
But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to… — Carol Burnett
Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely… — Alan Alda
When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another. — Alan Alda
I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they'd still say I'm a… — Tim Burton

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