Laughed Quotes

837 Laughed quotes by 536 unique authors

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times. — Jack Whitehall
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough. — Phyllis Diller
If a person is stupid, we excuse him by saying that he cannot help it; but if we attempted to excuse in precisely the same… — Arthur Schopenhauer
I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed! Gen. — George S. Patton
If I could go back in time and tell my younger self that eventually that I'd become very successful writing Dune books after Frank Herbert's… — Kevin J. Anderson
The men began to trade tales of atrocities, first stories they had heard, then those they'd witnessed, and finally the things that had happened to… — Toni Morrison
You're grumpy and broody and secretive all the time. You're no joy to live with, I can tell you that!""I smile sometimes. I even laughed… — Karen Marie Moning
You are saying, are you not, I said to Manuelito, that stories have more room in them than ideas? [...] He laughed. That is correct,… — Alice Walker
Pope had been flattered till he thought himself one of the moving powers of the system of life. When he talked of laying down his… — Samuel Johnson
Paul Lucas had a particularly amusing accent, so I chuckled. That was terrible; I shouldn't have done that, but he took it too big. He… — Fay Wray
It just makes me realize how . . . fleeting life can be. How quickly it all passes by. And it's strange to read something… — Toni Blake
During my incarceration Mother visited me. She had in some way managed to leave the workhouse and was making an effort to establish a home… — Charlie Chaplin
I was strongest when I laughed at my weakness. — Elmer Diktonius
Believe in God like the sun up in the sky, see science can tell us how but it can't tell us why. I seen a… — J. Cole
You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy can deal with… — Robin Williams
Life had a way of wrecking her careful plans, again and again. Roulette was more predictable than life. Small wonder she was so lucky at… — Loretta Chase
Don’t make it sound like I laughed because I was troubled or inconvenienced or put out. I don’t want them to read anything into it.… — Eiji Aonuma
I’ve found the man of my dreams. From the moment I met him it just felt like I’d known him forever. I was blown away.… — Katie Holmes
I try to maintain the perspective that life is meant to be laughed at. — Nicholas Brendon
If you tell people your ambitions, they usually laugh at you. When I told my girlfriends when I was 12 that I was going to… — Helen Reddy
Sometimes a savage beauty lured me into the sun and I would start to love the danger a little. On these occasions I felt the… — Anna Kavan
I'm sure I'll find some use for the dress before summer."Kavill nodded, and closed his thick ledger. "Do let me know if it causes anyone… — Sarah J. Maas
"I'm at your house?" Kody asked."You don't have to sound so offended. I do have people clean it, you know?""Sorry." She sighed wearily. "You have… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
...in the eyes of her oldest friends and colleagues and extended family, she wasn't a painfully thin seventy-five-year-old gray haired woman dying of cancer- she… — Will Schwalbe
An infinite God ought to be able to protect himself, without going in partnership with State Legislatures. Certainly he ought not so to act that… — Robert Green Ingersoll

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