Laughed Quotes
837 Laughed quotes by 536 unique authors
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It crossed our minds early on that the more an audience cared - we were working before, on average, 240, live people. If you could…
— Norman Lear
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But why doesn't the Gospel ever say that Christ laughed?" I asked, for no good reason. "Is Jorge right?" "Legions of scholars have wondered whether…
— Umberto Eco
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He laughed like an irresponsible foetus.
— Thomas Stearns Eliot
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Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom? He got tickled by his mom. Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor, . . . . And…
— Shel Silverstein
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The fool sees naught but folly; and the madman only madness. Yesterday I asked a foolish man to count the fools among us. He laughed…
— Khalil Gibran
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She lifted up her hand and from the ring that she wore there issued a great light that illuminated her alone and left all else…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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And we laughed, at the world. They can have their diamonds, And we'll have our pearls
— Jill Sobule
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The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,…
— Jack Handey
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When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs…
— Jack Handey
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Most of us, when asked to gauge the richness of our lives, think immediately of people. Those who have cried with us, laughed with us,…
— Phil Callaway
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I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying…
— Mark Hamill
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When school district officials literally laughed at the notion that the Me Generation — this was the label for my generation — would jump at…
— Wendy Kopp
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Who is that blond child laughing as he runs after his colored marbles? [my marbles] It's me And who is the poet writing this poem?…
— Unknown Author
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If I hadn't been told I was garbage, I wouldn't have learned how to show people I'm talented. And if everyone had always laughed at…
— Gabourey Sidibe
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I laughed my way through The Stepford Wives.
— Cathleen McGuigan
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President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.
— Jay Leno
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I've always been serious that way, trying to evolve to a more conscious state. Funny thing about that,though. You tweak yourself,looking for more love, less…
— Bill Withers
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In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny -…
— Poppy Z. Brite
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Commit to Excellence. Become massively innovative and wear your passion on your sleeve. They might call you different or weird or even crazy. But please…
— Robin Sharma
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When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her…
— Priscilla Presley
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A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.
— Jacob M. Appel
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The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses.
— Carl Sagan
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The establishment can accept being screwed, but not being laughed at
— Saul Alinsky
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Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
— Don Rickles
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I was not long since in a company where I was not who of my fraternity brought news of a kind of pills, by true…
— Michel de Montaigne
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