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Tucker Max has 76 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world…
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the…
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men…
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you…
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds…
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a…
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits…
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
— Lord Byron
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.
— Charles Barkley
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Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can. Apologize when you should and let go of what you can't…
— Drake
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The days draw out, the weather gets warmer, and it's what we call summer, with a bitter laugh when we've said it.
— Stan Barstow
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A lover, when he is admitted to cards, ought to be solemnly silent, and observe the motions of his mistress. He must…
— Henry Fielding
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There should be more sincerity and heart in human relations, more silence and simplicity in our interactions. Be rude when you're angry,…
— Anton Chekhov
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Our bodies, speeches and minds need to be trained so that they will do anything we want. We can cry or laugh…
— Ching Hai
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You silly humans make me laugh when you say you're 'not looking for a relationship right now' -as if you had a…
— Carlos Salinas de Gortari
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If God makes all our faces, did he laugh when he made me?
— Amy Harmon
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We live in a violent world, but since the success of films like Pulp Fiction, it seems every movie has some violence…
— Natalie Portman
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To some people, not caring is supposed to be cool, commenting is more interesting than doing, and everything is judged and then…
— Amy Poehler
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I laugh when I hear the fish in the water is thirsty.
— Kabir
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