« All Kitchen Floor Quotes · Jordan Sonnenblick's Page

Kitchen Floor Quotes by Jordan Sonnenblick

1 Kitchen Floor quote by Jordan Sonnenblick

I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks and…

More Quotes by Jordan Sonnenblick

Jordan Sonnenblick has 41 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every…
Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have…
It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my…
Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.
Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change
Who’s that? That’s the King. Who’s he? The Duke. Who’s she? The Princess. What do they call you? The Count. What does…
Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey? Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why…
Steven, I know I phrased that as a question, but it was really a command. Yes, but mine is…ummm…private. Private, Steven? Yes,…
Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn’t safe on the…
I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.
(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)
This was the kid who used to toddle over to my bed at 6 o’ clock in the morning every weekend morning…

See all 41 quotes by Jordan Sonnenblick »

More Kitchen Floor Quotes

Popular Kitchen Floor quotes from across the collection:

Maketa Groves has a strong, bright lyric gift. Her poems come out of music and are full of music. They bring us… — Diane di Prima
... to die on a kitchen floor at 7 o'clock in the morning while other people are frying eggs is not so… — Charles Bukowski
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. — Betty Friedan
I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they… — David Sedaris
pull a string, a puppet moves ... each man must realize that it can all disappear very quickly: the cat, the woman,… — Charles Bukowski
And an unstable childhood makes you appreciate calmness and not crave excitement. To spend a Saturday afternoon mopping your kitchen floor while… — Curtis Sittenfeld
I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of… — Jordan Sonnenblick
I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed… — Jeremy Clarkson
He was dead again when I got home that day. His corpse was in the kitchen, near the counter, where it appeared… — N.K. Jemisin
Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before. — Shel Silverstein
Sometimes I curl up in a ball on my kitchen floor and pretend Im a crumb. — Ramandeep Singh
I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on… — Nikhil Saluja

See all Kitchen Floor Quotes »

Browse Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes by Category