Best Kidding Me Quotes

46 Kidding Me quotes by 42 unique authors

I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly.… — Jill Shalvis
The next day she’d examined her red satin sandals and with a frown said, “I’m thinking about buying two snakes.” His are you kidding me… — Gena Showalter
He looked again. Longer this time. She may have ‘forgotten’ to put a bra on that morning. Another oops. “Are you kidding me with that?”… — Julie James
This is a private home." "And?" "And I can't enter without an invitation." She jerked her head up. "You're kidding me?" "No." "You don't live… — Alexandra Ivy
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HAVE A DAMN ACL TEAR AND THERE IS NOW A DAMN TORNADO F5 -.- YEAH I'M SCREWED… — Unkown
You just want attention! You say you're going to kill yourself to seek attention! THATS PATHETIC! You've to be kidding me! THERES PEOPLE WHO REALLY… — Jazzy
You taught me how to love, told me never to leave and never to hurt you, then left... Are you fucking kidding me? — Aruho Marvin
Im I that pathetic? Did I just say that? Are you kidding me? My Sorry's are worth nothing if I keep messing up and saying… — Jasmine
Fuck the world and fuck you to who the hell are you to tell me what to do I'm tired of this shit and what… — Unkown
My moms friend,'' Are playin' games? 'Cause pill bottles don't go missing for nothing.'' Me: Are you fuckin' serious? Blaming me? Your cool. Him: What?… — Jasmine Laura
Jason: I fell off my bike yesterday. *Shows leg* Me: was it in frount of my house? Jason: Yeah. Me: I missed it! Jason: I… — Jasmine Laura
You've got to be kidding me-it's so trasnapretlny clear now! — Ducky
There's tons of fans and we hear all of these high pitch voices and we hear 'Rah, rah, Taylor, Taylor!' All of a sudden I… — Taylor Lautner
My plates kind of full right now but I would love to be on a Glee episode, are you kidding me? — Fergie
Are you kidding me? That day and night of shooting was one of my favorite experiences. I was actually proud of myself because I didn't… — Andrew Garfield
Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy… — David Letterman
Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby! — Ari Gold
.. ' You can apologize how many times , telling me that you're sorry for acting like that , that you realise that you heart… — Unknown Author
I could never be a politician because at this point I would just be yelling are you fUCKING KIDDING ME — Ramandeep Singh
Are you kidding me? The vagina is my third favorite hole. — Nikhil Saluja
Are you fucking kidding me? - Professional photographers on Instagram — Nikhil Saluja

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