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Penn Jillette has 227 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The love for…
• The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.
• If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at…
• People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral…
• This I believe: I believe there is no God.
• I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you didn’t believe…
• How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.
• If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe…
• If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and…
• How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?
• The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people,
• The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.

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