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Tucker Max has 76 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world…
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the…
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men…
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you…
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds…
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a…
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits…
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey.
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The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like figures from…
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Actors are the jockeys of literature. Others supply the horses, the plays, and we simply make them run.
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At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid…
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I guess the disc jockey thought I was trying to sing or something so ... they had fun with it. But the…
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Politics is like a race horse. A good jockey must know how to fall with the least possible damage.
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The sport of horse racing which, at its best, showcases the majestic beauty of this animal and the athleticism of jockeys, has…
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The artist must be like that Marine. He has to know how to be miserable. He has to love being miserable. He…
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds…
— Tucker Max
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I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first.
— Arrigo Sacchi
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Before I was an actor I was an apprentice jockey, and now I'm out there racing against boys, sort of the spokesperson…
— Davy Jones
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I was too heavy to be a jockey and too honest to be a producer, so I became a writer
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