Jesus Is Magic Quotes by Sarah Silverman

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• We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred…
• As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed…
• Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
• If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
• That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.
• Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
• Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
• I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.
• I was paralyzed with fear. It was unbearable to be among other kids who were just standing around being fine. It was…
• Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated
• I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s…
• When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard…

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