Jerks Quotes

95 quotes by 87 authors

Raven jerks and stiffens. For a second, I think she is only surprised: Her mouth goes round, her eyes wide. Then she begins teetering backward,… — Lauren Oliver
That's the problem with having a moral code. We want to destroy the jerkish part of the jerks, but we want to save the human… — David Levithan
The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks — Veronica Roth
In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks. — Chris Patten
In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks. — Chris Patten
Worship is a meeting at the center so that our lives are centered in God and not lived eccentrically. We worship so that we live… — Edmund Clowney
I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day. — Brian McKnight
There are terrible jerks, and there are an unusually large concentration of them in the workplace. And that means that you do have to make… — Srikumar Rao
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary. — Mona Sutphen
You have one big mythology in your favor: Everyone believes that you Europeans are impeccable. But I know you are jerks. — Fernando Flores
The seven things I hate about you: Youre vain, your games, youre insecure. You love me, you like her. You make me laugh, you make… — Miley Cyrus
When it comes to masturbating, my hand can be one of the biggest jerks. — Nikhil Saluja
Dont sleep with someone who makes you feel like dirt. Dont try to get skinny or take garcinia to change yourself because you cant change… — Melchor Lim
They bully 'cause they know they hate themselves and they are nothing but total jerks! — Maria
There is no shortage of jerks in the world. No matter where you go, there'll be jerks there. Everyone's gonna want to put their two… — Isaiah Harden (Me)
A girl will stop chasing jerks once she realizes that she SHOULDN'T have to chase a guy and beg for his attention, love or a… — Sonya Parker
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over… — Anthony Liccione
Yuck. Is they rhymers or stripping males? Out of work jerks since they shut down Chippendales. — MF Doom
Nevermind the Soft Cell shit, that's strictly for the twits. Nevermind the Men At Work, those tunes are for the jerks. — Red Hot Chili Peppers
Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day… — Bill Kalmar

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