Jerks Quotes

95 quotes by 87 authors

In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from… — Marjane Satrapi
It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a person drive safely… — Joan Bauer
Let the jerks of the world serve as the perfect example of what you don't want to be. You'll be a heck of a lot… — Willie Nelson
Enough, both of you,' Clary said. 'You can't be complete jerks to each other forever, you know.' Technically,' said Simon, 'I can.' Jace made an… — Cassandra Clare
Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them. — James Patterson
So what are we supposed to do again, when we hate everything? You stop pretending life is such fun or makes sense. It's often messy… — Anne Lamott
Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth. — Knut Hamsun
In the history of the world many souls have been, are, and will be, and with a little reflection this is marvelous and not depressing.… — Saul Bellow
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. — John Waters
Squatting on old bones and excrement and rusty iron, in a white blaze of heat, a panorama of naked idiots stretches to the horizon. Complete… — William S. Burroughs
He lifted the arm covering his eyes and turned his head to glare at her. "I knew you were trouble the first time I saw… — Linda Howard
I love the sound of a brand-new bottle of coke when you pry the lid off and it starts to fizz. Whenever I hear that… — Gary D. Schmidt
One day she told me that they'd decided that my gender was divvied into two neat piles-Men and Guys. Basically, all the saints of the… — Gayle Forman
I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding. — J D Salinger
Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts. — Shannon Hale
I gave her a smile that I hoped conveyed something like: Hey, you know Iâ€™m on your side. Gods are such jerks! But what can… — Rick Riordan
The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics… — Douglas Adams
Sean settles swiftly behind me, and I'm startled by the sudden closeness of him, my back suddenly warm against his chest, the press of his… — Maggie Stiefvater
Well, if the excitement's over, I think I'll take a bath.' 'Wow. The harsh lifestyle of a succubus. I wish I had your job.' 'Hey,… — Richelle Mead
I cross my arms. "It was a two minute conversation." "I don't think a smaller time frame makes it less unwise." He furrows his eyebrows… — Veronica Roth

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