Jerks Quotes

95 quotes by 86 authors

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better… — Scott Adams
For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks. — Alexis Bledel
Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are… — Warren Buffett
Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks. — Jean Rhys
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. — H. Allen Smith
In company with people of your own trade you ordinarily speak of other writers' books. The better the writers the less they will speak about… — Ernest Hemingway
All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant. — Kristen Bell
I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie. — Jeremy London
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic. — Kurt Vonnegut
It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks! — Homer
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians. — Homer
Technology, including Zaadz, will allow us to evade the jerks far more than we could before. The technology-based social responsibility movement, broadly construed, will allow… — Michael Strong
People should realize we're jerks just like them. — Edward de Bono
Do not tolerate brilliant jerks. The cost to teamwork is too high. — Reed Hastings
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks. — Bill Hicks
A Poem does not grow by jerks. As trees in Spring produce a new ring of tissue, so does every poet put forth a fresh… — Wilfred Owen
The real struggle is not between the right and the left but between the party of the thoughtful and the party of the jerks. — Jimmy Wales
Can I tell you what I want? I want to stop wanting things I canâ€™t have. I want to stop falling for jerks I donâ€™t… — Kate Klise
If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, then anyone can… — Steven Adler
I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation. — Wally George

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