Jerks Quotes

95 quotes by 87 authors

There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. — Don Rittner
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic.… — Brendon Urie
Yes. Do you know people who are really nice, but when they get together with somebody in particular, they become obnoxious jerks? — Sheldon Siegel
There are always going to be jerks in the world . . . [but] there are more good people on this earth than bad people,… — R. J. Palacio
I've dated jerks, so why not geeks? — Kelly LeBrock
"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts." — Richelle Mead
What's success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No, money for the most part turns people into jerks. — Chris Sacca
The mere mention of the Farakka Express, which jerks its way eastward each day from Delhi to Calcutta, is enough to throw even a seasoned… — Tahir Shah
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. — Charlie Chaplin
Suppose hypothetically that one out of every 200 people or so is a jerk. In today's world these jerks will discover that if they enter… — Michael Strong
I said that liberals think people who live in the middle of the country are a bunch of jerks, and obviously all liberals don't think… — Bernard Goldberg
The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy. — Frederick Lenz
all skinny guys with beards are jerks — Randy Quaid
To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members… — Joe Gold
I've learned through experience of playing different characters, some of whom were jerks, that when you play a character who is pretentious or obnoxious, in… — Jonah Hill
It's hard to know exactly how people develop the characters they do. There could be people from humble beginnings that turn into jerks. Some characteristics… — David Maraniss
People seem to think that you should be willing to speak to them whether they're jerks or not. — Martha Plimpton
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. — Bill Watterson
Public hangings are teaching moments. Every company has to do it. A teaching moment is worth a thousand CEO speeches. CEOs can talk and blab… — Jack Welch
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good.… — Bill Watterson

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