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Jake Quotes by Michael Buckley
- But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.
- Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake
More Jake Quotes
- The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump… — Jerry Lawler
- Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler
- Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. — Jerry Lawler
- The Jake Gyllenhaal workout planstarts with growing long, long hairgorgeous greasy locks and then washing every day.Wash, shampoo, then condition. Washing works… — Jake Gyllenhaal
- One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man.… — Dwayne Johnson
- Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I… — Emma Stone
- Honestly, I'm one of the ones who is least like my character, just because I like to make people laugh and have… — Jacob Artist
- When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.… — J P Donleavy
- I've been all over the world, and to be in Milan and see guys dressed as Jake and Elwood is amazing. They… — John Landis
- I have these surreal moments where I’m like ‘I’m pregnant with Jake Gyllenhaal’s baby’ and ‘I’m telling Robert Pattinson that he smells… — Sarah Gadon
- I'm not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal's baby. I'm not a major fashionista. I'm not going through a lesbian phase. I'm just… — Elizabeth Banks
- Jake La Botz is a creator of dark poetry and haunting song, the kind of music that gets in your bones and… — Jerry Stahl