Michael Buckley Quotes

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• I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?
• Moth, that wasn't very nice.
• When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?
• Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!
• The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.
• I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know…
• So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can…
• You can't judge the many by the actions of the few.
• Trickster, love will be the end of you.
• Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.
• The only bad ideas are the ones never tried.
• Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?" Hiding, I guess." Puck leaned down and poked his head under the seat. "I found…
• Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of plastic surgeons in…
• Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have." Well,…
• Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!
• Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.
• He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.
• Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried. "The arrow coming…
• But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.
• Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse secret?" "Absolutely!" the…

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