Jake Quotes

93 quotes by 65 authors

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his… — Jerry Lawler
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. — Jerry Lawler
The Jake Gyllenhaal workout planstarts with growing long, long hairgorgeous greasy locks and then washing every day.Wash, shampoo, then condition. Washing works the biceps and… — Jake Gyllenhaal
One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man. Will Smith did… — Dwayne Johnson
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off… — Emma Stone
Honestly, I'm one of the ones who is least like my character, just because I like to make people laugh and have a good time-and… — Jacob Artist
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is… — J P Donleavy
I've been all over the world, and to be in Milan and see guys dressed as Jake and Elwood is amazing. They really have become… — John Landis
I have these surreal moments where Iâ€™m like â€˜Iâ€™m pregnant with Jake Gyllenhaalâ€™s babyâ€™ and â€˜Iâ€™m telling Robert Pattinson that he smells of sex.â€™ But… — Sarah Gadon
I'm not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal's baby. I'm not a major fashionista. I'm not going through a lesbian phase. I'm just normal. I'm just… — Elizabeth Banks
Jake La Botz is a creator of dark poetry and haunting song, the kind of music that gets in your bones and rides you for… — Jerry Stahl
All I can say is Bishop Jakes would not currently accept the designation of Prosperity Preacher or Word of Faith Preacher as an accurate description… — James MacDonald
Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle… — Katherine Applegate
'What about stress? Are you using your stress-management techniques when things seem to be getting on top of you?' 'Nothing is getting on top of… — Josh Lanyon
The T.D. Jakes Relationship Bible: Life Lessons on Relationships from the Inspired Word of God. — T.D. Jakes
I don't know, I'm not from this neighborhood."-to Jake LaMotta after a night of drinking when LaMotta asked "is that the sun or the moon? — Rocky Graziano
Jake Green isn't just Jake Green. Jake represents all of us. The colour green is the central column of the spectrum and the name Jake… — Guy Ritchie
I won't go hunting with you, Jake, but I'll go chasing women. — Jimmy Dean
I remember my first commercial. This is really great 'Degrassi' trivia: The character Toby on 'Degrassi,' played by Jake Goldsbie, he and I were in… — Charlotte Arnold

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65 authors contributed a total of 93 Jake Quotes, led by these top contributors: