Jail Quotes

637 Jail quotes by 498 unique authors

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. — Sam Kinison
Send me to jail in 48 hours if I am corrupt. — Arvind Kejriwal
As we go on with our lives we tend to forget that the jails and the hospitals and the madhouses and the graveyards are packed. — Charles Bukowski
I don't play with a lot of finesse. I usually play like I'm breaking out of jail! — Stevie Ray Vaughan
The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail. — Tommy Chong
Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. — Tommy Chong
To put someone in jail for using drugs in the privacy of his hotel room is just barbaric. — Danny Sugerman
Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go… — Bob Ross
I prefer to be in the grave in Colombia than in a jail cell in the United States. — Pablo Escobar
A petty thief is put in jail. A great brigand becomes a ruler of a Nation. — Zhuangzi
Let us be on the side of those who sit in jails and are sentenced to death for their faith. Let us pray for them… — Richard Wurmbrand
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. — Adam Sandler
If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs. — Kurt Cobain
Almost makes you want to go to jail out here, doesn't it? — William J. Clinton
Under this law (Controlled Substances Act) a bureaucrat-usually not elected-decides whether or not a substance is dangerous and how dangerous that substance is. There's no… — Peter McWilliams
The reign of tears is over. The slums will soon be only a memory. We will turn our prisons into factories and our jails into… — Billy Sunday
I was in jail four and a half years. When I came out, I continued the same struggle against injustice, but instead of using weapons,… — Mohsen Makhmalbaf
Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison. — P.J. O'Rourke
I could hear Dean, blissful and blabbering and frantically rocking. Only a guy who's spent five years in jail can go to such maniacal helpless… — Jack Kerouac
And don't worry, if I get thrown in jail in Manila, Beyonce will just bail me out. Sold out night 2 in the Philippines. I… — Lady Gaga
So I had a choice between going to a jail or going to a bughouse like a nice young middle-class student. So I chose to… — Allen Ginsberg
Steal a little, and they put you in jail. Steal a lot, and they make you king. — Bob Dylan
Show me the prison, Show me the jail, Show me the prisoner whose life has gone stale. And I'll show you a young man with… — Phil Ochs
I was put into jail as I was going to the shoemaker's to get a shoe which was mended. When I was let out the… — Lysander Spooner
When a filmmaker does not make films, it is as if he is jailed. Even when he is freed from the small jail, he finds… — Jafar Panahi

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