Jail Quotes

637 Jail quotes by 498 unique authors

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak. — Wavy Gravy
You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. ... Government contains impure ingredients - as anybody who's looked at Congress can… — P.J. O'Rourke
Addiction is a serious desease; it will end with jail, mental institutions, or death. — Russell Brand
I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S.… — Rosie O'Donnell
We need to pledge ourselves anew to the cause of Christ. We must capture the spirit of the early church. Wherever the early Christians went,… — Martin Luther
Tyler Perry's 'Madea Goes to Jail!' Which, I have to tell you, of everything that I've ever done in my career, that's the only thing… — Viola Davis
In this country, don't forget, a habit is no damn private hell. There's no solitary confinement outside of jail. A habit is hell for those… — Billie Holiday
Investing intelligently in those of us who are marginalised means fewer people in jail, fewer homeless, fewer unemployed, fewer of us who are forlorn and… — Simon McKeon
We can no longer tolerate what's going on in Ottawa and Edmonton. What I would challenge you to do is to put a lot of… — David Suzuki
The gross national product includes air pollution and advertising for cigarettes, and ambulances to clear our highways of carnage. It counts special locks for our… — Robert Kennedy
I shall be honored to go to jail. Under a dictatorship, the detention cell is a place of honor. — Miriam Defensor Santiago
We're not going to deputize a whole bunch of American citizens to start grabbing people or turning them in, in part because the ordinary American… — Barack Obama
Morality may keep you out of jail, but it takes the blood of Jesus Christ to keep you out of hell. — Charles Spurgeon
I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the… — Mark Twain
[Madness] is the jail we could all end up in. And we know it. And watch our step. For a lifetime. We behave. A fantastic… — Kate Millett
Deign on the passing world to turn thine eyes, And pause a while from learning to be wise. There mark what ills the scholar's life… — Samuel Johnson
I am so mean I've handcuffed lightnin' and thrown thunder in jail. — Muhammad Ali
I strongly object to the fact that so many newspapers have given the American public and the world the impression that I have only two… — Muhammad Ali
Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose… — Junior Johnson
We must stop criminalizing mental illness. It's a national tragedy and scandal that the L.A. County Jail is the biggest psychiatric facility in the United… — Elyn Saks
I would never go to jail to protect animals or plants or wilderness. For me, it’s about the people. — Tim DeChristopher
If anything’s going on in our lives, we have each other. One time, I was having a bad day, and I called Chris Colfer. He… — Lea Michele
It sounds kind of strange, but Jail time was almost a good experience for me. — Tommy Lee
I haven't taken an overdose of sleeping pills and called my agent. I haven't been in jail, and I don't go running to the psychiatrist… — Ava Gardner
The only thing left for Barack Obama to do is to work like a third world dictator and just put all these guys in jail. — Harry Belafonte

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