Jackasses Quotes

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. — Mark Twain
According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can' has Obama found… — Conan O'Brien
I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a 'surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered fellow'. Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely to refer to anyone… — Edward Abbey
Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how… — Matthew Barney
When people say that animal rescuers are crazy, what they really mean is that animal rescuers share a number of fundamental beliefs that makes them… — Steven Kotler
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a… — Larry Correia
The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control. — Stephen Harper
Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot.… — Greg Gutfeld
It didnâ€™t make any more sense to me then than it does now, how life can pile troubles up on a man what donâ€™t deserve… — Caleb Carr
Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives priviliges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. The jackasses remain. Triumphant. — Indro Montanelli
The time has come when I am for everybody fighting the rebels. Let Indians fight them; let the Negroes fight them; and if you have… — Abraham Lincoln
Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. — H. L. Mencken
The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass. — Albert Camus
No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage to have relationships… — Cheryl Strayed
My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I went commando. It… — Jared Leto
Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass… — Mark Twain
Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive. — Roger Ebert
Did you ever know that you're a jackass? — Chris Jericho
Jackass millionaires, hey, hey, Hollywood, here we come. — Brad Paisley
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine… — Will Rogers

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