Jackasses Quotes
54 quotes by 41 authors
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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
— Mark Twain
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According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can' has Obama found…
— Conan O'Brien
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I have been called a curmudgeon, which my obsolescent dictionary defines as a 'surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered fellow'. Nowadays, curmudgeon is likely to refer to anyone…
— Edward Abbey
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Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how…
— Matthew Barney
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When people say that animal rescuers are crazy, what they really mean is that animal rescuers share a number of fundamental beliefs that makes them…
— Steven Kotler
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On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a…
— Larry Correia
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The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control.
— Stephen Harper
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Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot.…
— Greg Gutfeld
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It didn’t make any more sense to me then than it does now, how life can pile troubles up on a man what don’t deserve…
— Caleb Carr
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Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives priviliges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. The jackasses remain. Triumphant.
— Indro Montanelli
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The time has come when I am for everybody fighting the rebels. Let Indians fight them; let the Negroes fight them; and if you have…
— Abraham Lincoln
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Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.
— H. L. Mencken
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The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass.
— Albert Camus
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No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage to have relationships…
— Cheryl Strayed
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My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I went commando. It…
— Jared Leto
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Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass…
— Mark Twain
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Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.
— Roger Ebert
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Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
— Chris Jericho
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Jackass millionaires, hey, hey, Hollywood, here we come.
— Brad Paisley
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A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine…
— Will Rogers
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