Jackasses Quotes

54 quotes by 41 authors

It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought… — Will Rogers
I was a jackass in many ways. I projected that cruelty towards others, that kid whose hand I was wringing. If I could have hurt… — Gary Shteyngart
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and… — Paris Hilton
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. — Lyndon B. Johnson
I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take… — Lyndon B. Johnson
To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all. — Karl Kraus
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. — H. L. Mencken
When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass,… — Patricia Neal
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. — Sam Rayburn
I know of no American who starts from a higher level of aspiration than the journalist. . . . He plans to be both an… — H. L. Mencken
Be wild; that is how to clear the river. The river does not flow in polluted, we manage that. The river does not dry up,… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes
[He] was always here to offer cups of good clear Walden Pond, or shout down the deep well of Shakespeare and listen, with satisfaction, for… — Ray Bradbury
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually… — H. L. Mencken
I guess itâ€™s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches." "Thatâ€™s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are… — Cassandra Clare
An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass. — Heinrich BÃ¶ll
More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass! — Chuck Palahniuk
You jackass. We're all going to die here. You know that, right?' Harrier said. Yeah," Eugens said shakily. '...Guess I might as well die here… — Mercedes Lackey
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! — Stephenie Meyer
Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas. — James Joyce
You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass! — Rachel Caine

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