Jackasses Quotes

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And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer
Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome, — Rachel Caine
It was only then I realized I didn't know the name of Elodin's class. I leafed through the ledger until I spotted Elodin's name, then… — Patrick Rothfuss
In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal. — Edward Abbey
Moi?â€ He put his hand over his heart and did his best wounded-innocent look. â€œYou must be thinking of some other uncouth jackass. Which makes… — Rachel Caine
Jessica: â€œYou great drunken jackass!â€ Dain: â€œI did not give you leave to use my Christian name. — Loretta Chase
But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a selfish jackass first. — Cheryl Strayed
Don't try to win over the haters; you are not a jackass whisperer. — BrenÃ© Brown
Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass — Karen Marie Moning
We like to pretend that our generous impulses come naturally. But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing… — Cheryl Strayed
You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? — Stephenie Meyer
How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass. — Rosemary Clement-Moore
So release yourself from that. Don't be strategic or coy. Strategic and coy are for jackasses. Be brave. Be authentic. Practice saying the word 'love'… — Cheryl Strayed
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all other philosophers are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also… — Henry Louis Mencken

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