"Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive." — Roger Ebert

"Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive."

— Roger Ebert

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269 Quotes by Roger Ebert

Roger Ebert has 269 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Because of the rush of human knowledge, because of the digital revolution, I have a voice, and I do not…
I wear a pedometer, a little device that counts every step. It works as a goad, because you walk additional…
Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.
What in the world is a leave of presence? It means I am not going away,
Art is the closest we can come to understanding how a stranger really feels.
We live in a box of space and time. Movies are windows in its walls. They allow us to enter…
I will one day be thin, but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of The Brown Bunny.
Start. Don’t look back. If at the end it doesn’t meet your hopes, start again. Now you know more about…
Kindness’ covers all of my political beliefs.
The movie Ed Wood, about the worst director of all time, was made to prepare us for Stargate.
To say that George Lucas cannot write a love scene is an understatement; greeting cards have expressed more passion.
Mad Dog Time is the first movie I have seen that does not improve on the sight of a blank…

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More Drink Quotes

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself… — Wystan Hugh Auden
I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to… — Francis Bacon
I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink… — Erykah Badu
I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,… — Antonio Banderas
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
I juice a lot; I get as much protein as I can, because being a vegan, there isn't much protein.… — Travis Barker
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry

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