Invite Me Quotes by Will Rogers

More Invite Me Quotes

Popular Invite Me quotes from across the collection:

• I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way… — Fidel Castro
• God is constantly knocking at the gate of my heart to invite me to go beyond the state I have reached, because… — Unknown Author
• I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. — Isla Fisher
• The only way to quieten me is to invite me to a tennis match. — John Forsythe
• If a friend of mine gave a feast, and did not invite me to it, I should not mind a bit. but… — Oscar Wilde
• Authorities arrest me, release me, and then invite me back to host public events. I think it's interesting. — Alain Robert
• If you hold an anti-war rally, I shall not attend. But if you hold a Pro-Peace rally invite me. — Mother Teresa
• My father would invite me sweetly to come and sit on a stool at his feet, and, as I let myself trustingly… — Lincoln Steffens
• People who have seen me read usually come up afterwards and invite me to be a part of something. — Amber Tamblyn
• Prince used to call me up 3am in the morning and invite me to hear some of his new songs. — Sheena Easton
• The nearer I approach the end, the plainer I hear around me the immortal symphonies of the worlds which invite me. It… — Victor Hugo
• Don't invite me if you don't want me. — Will Rogers

See all Invite Me Quotes »