Insult Quotes

762 Insult quotes by 556 unique authors

You look lousy,"Simon said. Jace blinked."Seems an odd time to start an insult contest,but if you insist,I could probably think up something good — Cassandra Clare
To-day the woman is Mrs. Richard Roe, to-morrow Mrs. John Doe, and again Mrs. James Smith according as she changes masters, and she has so… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Hey! Guy with scary eyes?" Madison called out. "You know what a moose does when someone insults her family?" Ivan raised his eyebrows. "She does… — Rick Riordan
He had long ago learned that society imposes insults that must be borne, comforted by the knowledge that in this world there comes a time… — Mario Puzo
Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, Seaweed Brain." "Will you stop calling me that?" She knows I hate that name, mostly… — Rick Riordan
I always asked for forgiveness for my sins right away but I never accepted it until I felt right that I had suffered enough to… — Joyce Meyer
To call that writing, madam, is an insult to quills and ink across the world. — Julia Quinn
Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood. — William Shakespeare
You must be mistaken," Isabel said, unconcerned by the insult that the words carried. "I assure you i am not. Voluptas is nearly always portrayed… — Sarah MacLean
Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.” Dany met his stare.… — George R. R. Martin
People talk sometimes of a bestial cruelty, but that's a great injustice and insult to the beasts; a beast can never be so cruel as… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You're going, too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you… — Rachel Caine
Let me tell you, my girl, that I'm swallowing no more of your insults! And if I hear another word from you in disparagement of… — Georgette Heyer
Easy climb, Kurokuma. You do it easily.' 'Not on your life,' Horace said... 'That's what we have Rangers for. They climb up sheer rock walls… — John Flanagan
His hands are off," Gabrielle pointed out. "Posture's wrong," Kat said. "He's still ... hot," Gabrielle said, as if it were the greatest insult in… — Ally Carter
Why do boys say someone acts like a girl as if it were an insult? — Tamora Pierce
Don't die on me," she whispered when the clock struck midnight and he still had not moved. "It's only a little shoulder wound. Goddess, George-don't… — Tamora Pierce
Chauncey seethed at the outrageous insult. "And your father?" he demanded, extending the sword. He didn't yet know all his vassals, but he was learning.… — Becca Fitzpatrick
A tiny dark object came sailing out of the window and landed at the giant's feet. Polybotes yelled, "Grenade!" He covered his face. His troops… — Rick Riordan
claire:shes floating whats wrong with that shane:Nothing but she didnt even insult me now thats just wrong.it desturbs me. — Rachel Caine
No.” He wouldn’t lie about that. Not to her. And not because she’d rip him to pieces when she discovered the truth. “I can’t give… — Gena Showalter
When we were only acquaintances, you let me be myself, but now you're always protecting me... I won't be protected. I will choose for myself… — E. M. Forster
So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl. You’d do well to show her respect.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, this beast? It's...perspicacious loris. 'Perspicacious' meaning 'wise or canny'." "Get stuffed," Bovril said, then giggled. "And it insults people," Telsa said. "How peculiar. — Scott Westerfeld
You should be thankful that dark colors suit you. Not everyone wears black well." "Why, Lady Olivia, is that a compliment?" "Not so much as… — Julia Quinn

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