Insult Quotes

762 Insult quotes by 556 unique authors

There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god. — John B. S. Haldane
Never insult anyone by accident. — Robert A. Heinlein
If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you'd punch 'em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word show it was… — Hulk Hogan
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. — Cordell Hull
I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don't have to be nice anymore. — Billy Idol
It's hilarious a lot of times. You have a conversation with someone, and he's like, 'You speak so well!' I'm like, 'What do you mean?… — Jay-Z
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. — Oscar Levant
The private citizen, beset by partisan appeals for the loan of his Public Opinion, will soon see, perhaps, that these appeals are not a compliment… — Walter Lippmann
I wanted to wear the most impenetrable suit of armour ever known to mankind. 'Hello, Mr. Rotten...' You can't say anything about me. You can't… — John Lydon
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably… — Russell Lynes
I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do… — Bernie Mac
Insults are the business of the court. — Naguib Mahfouz
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. — Groucho Marx
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. — H. L. Mencken
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. — H. L. Mencken
A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. — Moliere
I always looked upon the acts of racist exclusion, or insult, as pitiable, from the other person. I never absorbed that. I always thought that… — Toni Morrison
Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please… — Olivia Munn
I regarded finding I had a form of Alzheimer's as an insult and decided to do my best to marshal any kind of forces I… — Terry Pratchett
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of… — Don Rickles

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