Insult Quotes
762 quotes by 556 authors
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It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.
— Seneca the Younger
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Learn to be thankful to everyone, to the entire creation, even to your enemy and also to those who insult, because they all help you…
— Mata Amritanandamayi
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There is in India a story of a dying youth who, hearing the sobs of grief around him, cried: Insult me not with your cries…
— Paramahansa Yogananda
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The quality of American life is an insult to the possibilities of human growth... the pollution of American space, with gadgetry and cars and TV…
— Susan Sontag
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He's a male chauvinistic piglet.
— Betty Friedan
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If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.
— Joan Rivers
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If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.
— P.G. Wodehouse
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He spares no resource in telling of his dead inventions... Bare verbs he rarely tolerates. He splits infinitives and fills them up with adverbial stuffing.…
— H.G. Wells
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He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.
— Henny Youngman
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I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
— Cleveland Amory
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Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?
— Geena Davis
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When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
— Matt Groening
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
— Matt Groening
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If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.
— Bruce Lee
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Some think I wink at them when I shut my eyes to avoid their sight.
— Khalil Gibran
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You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.
— Joe Pesci
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While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.
— Craig Kilborn
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Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea.
— Enoch Powell
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Nothing in recent years, on television or anywhere else, has improved on a good story that begins "Once upon a time..."
— William Bennett
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I married beneath me. All women do.
— Nancy Astor
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