Insult Quotes

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It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it. — Seneca the Younger
Learn to be thankful to everyone, to the entire creation, even to your enemy and also to those who insult, because they all help you… — Mata Amritanandamayi
There is in India a story of a dying youth who, hearing the sobs of grief around him, cried: Insult me not with your cries… — Paramahansa Yogananda
The quality of American life is an insult to the possibilities of human growth... the pollution of American space, with gadgetry and cars and TV… — Susan Sontag
He's a male chauvinistic piglet. — Betty Friedan
If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog. — Joan Rivers
If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank. — P.G. Wodehouse
He spares no resource in telling of his dead inventions... Bare verbs he rarely tolerates. He splits infinitives and fills them up with adverbial stuffing.… — H.G. Wells
He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them. — Henny Youngman
I can't take a well-tanned person seriously. — Cleveland Amory
Are you stupid or did you just take lessons? — Geena Davis
When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor. — Matt Groening
If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in. — Matt Groening
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you. — Bruce Lee
Some think I wink at them when I shut my eyes to avoid their sight. — Khalil Gibran
You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel. — Joe Pesci
While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off. — Craig Kilborn
Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. — Enoch Powell
Nothing in recent years, on television or anywhere else, has improved on a good story that begins "Once upon a time..." — William Bennett
I married beneath me. All women do. — Nancy Astor

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