I'm Sorry Quotes

395 I'm Sorry quotes by 324 unique authors

I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart… — Kin Hubbard
When a child makes a mistake or fails to accomplish a certain goal, we must avoid any word or action which indicates that we consider… — Rudolf Dreikurs
I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head. — Charles Olson
A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000. — Chris Rock
And what of regrets? I shall live with them. I shall accept my regrets as part of my life, to be numbered among my self-inflicted… — Nicholas Wolterstorff
People can say anything they want to. If they don't want to get the news from me, get it from somebody else. It's not something… — Jim Lehrer
I wear glasses, have a big scar, I sing loud, and I am blond. I'm sorry! — Anastacia
I suppose if I had said television was more popular than Jesus, I would have gotten away with it. I'm sorry I opened my mouth.… — John Lennon
What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look,… — David Cross
John Boehner has to start taking a macro step towards the American people, away from the more radical elements of his party. You know, it's… — Unknown Author
I'm sorry I thought I paid my bill. I was wrong. — Jon Jones
What? What am I 'bound to be feeling?' People don’t think anymore. They feel. 'How are you feeling? No, I don’t feel comfortable. I’m sorry,… — Margaret Thatcher
I'm sorry but I've been on my own a long time. I don't know what to talk when I bump into other people. — Lesley Howarth
I'm sorry I didn't feel any better or play any better, but that's what happens at the end of careers. — Mario Lemieux
I'm sorry, Alabama fans. I'm from New York and didn't watch football growing up. — Dominique Easley
I would like to apologize to Brock Lesnar, his family, the UFC and the UFC fans for my stupid remarks. I respect Brock, all the… — Frank Mir
My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.’ — Lauren Conrad
Love never comes with a brochure of rules and regulations, a prospectus with guides of what is acceptable and what is abominable. It’s a standard… — Faraaz Kazi
I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000… — J. Michael Straczynski
Be willing to apologize. Proper apologies have three parts: 1) What I did was wrong. 2) I'm sorry that I hurt you. 3) How do… — Randy Pausch
I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles, — Lance Armstrong
As far as a Latin explosion, I'm sorry, I'm the only Latino who's going to say it, but there is no Latin explosion. I'm sorry.… — Rosie Perez
Corny answer is of course is that everyone who wants musicals are children in different ways, aren't they? So you think of them in different… — Andrew Lloyd Webber
Dear motorist on the information superhighway. I'm sorry I do not have a car. — Kid Koala
I'm sorry, but I don't get it. If we're supposed to ignore everything that's wrong with our lives, then I can't see how we'll ever… — A.S. King

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