Idiots Quotes

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Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for God's sake. Have… — Charlie Brooker
The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied… — Max Beerbohm
For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern. — Joe Rogan
If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. — Ricky Gervais
They say God looks after kids and idiots, and I think actors are probably a combination of the two. — Scott Glenn
The art of politics, under democracy, is simply the art of ringing it. Two branches reveal themselves. There is the art of the demagogue, and… — H. L. Mencken
It is incredible that only idiots are absolutely sure of salvation. It is incredible that the more brain you have the less your chance is.… — Robert Green Ingersoll
TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes. — Steve Fowler
We are such idiots, We think everyone else has it all figured out. But we're all stumbling around in dark rooms bumping into furniture and… — Joan Ryan
I'm an actor, and I don't look at myself as providing comic relief. I have done diverse and dark roles such as a psycho, murderer,… — Boman Irani
I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women. — Jillian Bell
I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots. — Muammar al-Gaddafi
I'm fed up with the idiots... the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light the movies. — Sean Connery
Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on… — Ann Coulter
I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as… — Johnny Depp
Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will… — Jimmy Fallon
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in. — Gustave Flaubert
My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on their own. That's… — Sam Harris
Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home. — Patricia Heaton
I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not… — Joshua Jackson

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