Best Ice Cream Wisdom

411 Ice Cream quotes by 325 unique authors

I think all kids need snacks. Mine are fruit machines. I give them things like apple slices, berries and melon. Do I let them eat… — Emeril Lagasse
I was eating bad stuff. Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated. — Avril Lavigne
The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you're free. — Ray Manzarek
My family lived off the land and summer evening meals featured baked stuffed tomatoes, potato salad, corn on the cob, fresh shelled peas and homemade… — David Mixner
I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by… — Rachel Nichols
If I have a weakness, it's probably ice cream. That's where I get lax, sloppy. I'll sneak into the refrigerator at night and take two… — Jack Nicklaus
My kids are normal. If they could eat burgers and fries and ice cream every day, they would. And so would I. But that doesn't… — Michelle Obama
Luckily, my children love broccoli, and although we sometimes enter into UN-like negotiations about how many 'trees' they need to eat before they can partake… — Gwyneth Paltrow
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed. — Brad Pitt
I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy… — Amy Poehler
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce! — Chris Pratt
My love for ice cream emerged at an early age - and has never left! — Ginger Rogers
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz
Am I eating chicken or tuna? — Jessica Simpson
Puberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like going from hot dogs and hamburgers to beef stroganoff,… — Richard Simmons
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. — Jane Smiley
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream. — Wallace Stevens
Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice. — Barbra Streisand
If you're sitting in front of the TV, you can't have ice cream. But if you're running around all day, then yeah, you can. — Alison Sweeney
What makes me happy is just curling up in with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes… — Taylor Swift
Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla. — Tim Tebow
If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and for earning money. — John Updike
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out… — Mike Tyson
Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal. — Voltaire
I don't know why people eat so badly. I could eat pasta all the time, but it really is fattening. And I love ice cream,… — Christopher Walken

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