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• I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing… — Demetri Martin
• The old saying of work hard, play hard really works for me. For me it's all about focus. To get the Fire… — Danielle LaPorte
• At my core, the glass isn't half-empty, it's not even what I ordered in the first place. — Catherine Tate
• I ordered a Kindle 2 from Amazon. How could I not? There were banner ads for it all over the Web. Whenever… — Nicholson Baker
• I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of… — Christopher Columbus
• On the very same day that I ordered an iPad 2, I went shopping to buy myself a letter opener. I like… — Susan Orlean
• But as far as Twitter, I'll be in a restaurant and I'll get home and somebody tweeted and they talked about what… — Carrie Underwood
• I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright
• Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don’t happen to like frozen yogurt do… — Joss Whedon
• Only now that my son was gone did I realize how much I'd been living for him. When I woke up in… — Nicole Krauss
• pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out… — Haruki Murakami
• In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided… — Deb Caletti

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