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- I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing… — Demetri Martin
- The old saying of work hard, play hard really works for me. For me it's all about focus. To get the Fire… — Danielle LaPorte
- At my core, the glass isn't half-empty, it's not even what I ordered in the first place. — Catherine Tate
- I ordered a Kindle 2 from Amazon. How could I not? There were banner ads for it all over the Web. Whenever… — Nicholson Baker
- I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of… — Christopher Columbus
- On the very same day that I ordered an iPad 2, I went shopping to buy myself a letter opener. I like… — Susan Orlean
- But as far as Twitter, I'll be in a restaurant and I'll get home and somebody tweeted and they talked about what… — Carrie Underwood
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright