Famous I Bought Quotations

319 I Bought quotes by 270 unique authors

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.. :P — Ritu Ghatourey
All my life I thought air was free...until I bought a bag of chips. — DaniAlla And Her BFF!
Im so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down. — Azgraybebly Joslan
If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo I could find! — Nikhil Saluja
My Partner (we are both men live with it)after our first year together, he was eager to meet my Mother I bought Flowers and despite… — Kyle MacDonald
Grandma bought me a hand bible, I bought me a hand rifle. — 2 Chainz
Now walk into the club like 'What up?! I got a big cock!' Nah, Im just pumped, I bought some shit from the thrift shop. — Macklemore
Knock knock I'm at your neighbor house. Straight cash I bought ya neighbor out. You should come to the housewarming. Come and see what your… — Jay-Z
At times the clock moves fast because I graduated school without him,i found work without him,i bought a car without him,i even became a man… — AlexanderStuart

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