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102 Hysterical quotes by 99 unique authors

Why would you do that? (Delphine) Why do you think? (Jericho) Because I’m a bossy hag and you’d rather be enslaved to a man you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I caught the look Benjamin gave me. "What?" "Nothing. We just thought a svetocha would be more, well, difficult." Leon's mouth twitched. "I do seriously… — Lilith Saintcrow
It doesn't eat meat." I said. "It's a herbivore. It's like a big cow." Denna looked at me and started to laugh. Not hysterical laughter,… — Patrick Rothfuss
I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate. — Louise Rennison
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at him.… — Ilona Andrews
It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair. — Diana Wynne Jones
My heart was a hysterical unreliable organ. — Vladimir Nabokov
Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him? — Ilona Andrews
A hysterical young woman with flowing brown hair is also called from 4, but she's quickly replaced by a volunteer, an eighty-year-old woman who needs… — Suzanne Collins
I should probably be afraid. But instead a hysterical laugh bubbles inside me, because I just remembered something: Maybe I can’t hold a gun. But… — Veronica Roth
We all watched Al open the door. Turning, he waved to us, then passed the threshold. The door shut behind him. I waited for something… — Kim Harrison
Here it comes," she said with an expression of pure bliss. "Drug rush ... any moment now ... the surge of warmth ... bye-bye, Mr.… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Man, you’re a regular Bonnie Parker.” “A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.” Jesse found that hysterical. “Did Willie say… — Ruta Sepetys
You’re going to leave me, aren’t you? … You’ve had enough of me, haven’t you? You’re probably so tired of all this crying and all… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
I don't think there is any religious revival. I think what we are hearing, the furor, is merely the hysterical response of the churches the… — Daniel Dennett
My most memorable recognition story was in Venice, Italy. My fiance and I were renting a car, and I was recognized by the person standing… — Erica Cerra
In the sequence where I am burned at the stake, everything was so casual and hazardous that the bottom of my dress caught fire, and… — Barbara Steele
Immigration enthusiasts are so hysterical. — Peter Brimelow
Psychoanalysis is for hysterical pathological cases, not for silly rich American women who should be learning how to darn socks. — Sigmund Freud
I followed him at the time and thought he was hysterical. He was the first serial killer, a new kettle of fish, because we didn't… — Matthew Bright
I believe the director is the one that sets the mood and if you have this hysterical director it's a domino effect. I would work… — Elizabeth Pena
When I get a new script my mom will read them and just be aghast. I think it's hysterical. — Alia Shawkat
Every week Im rumored to be dating a different Glee cast member and it is hysterical. But none of us are dating each other. I… — Lea Michele
I thought of this really funny thing today. It was hilarious and relatable. Just hysterical. — Steve Carell
Police in Germany scrambled helicopters over a forest after getting reports of hysterical sounds that people thought were the cries of someone being murdered, but… — Seth Meyers

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