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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. — Finley Peter Dunne
Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger. — William Shakespeare
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted. — Unknown Author
Probably no strychnine has sent as many husbands into their graves as mealtime scolding has, and nothing has driven more men into the arms of… — M.F.K. Fisher
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands. — Kin Hubbard
Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains. — P.G. Wodehouse
Life Insurance trusts I consider sacred. To hazard the property of the dead & to lose the scanty earnings of fathers & husbands, who have… — Robert E. Lee
A saint is Christ's bride, totally attached, faithful, dependent. A saint is also totally independent, detached from idols and from other husbands... A saint is… — Peter Kreeft
Civil society rests on moral relationships. They are covenantal rather than contractual. They are brought about not by governments but by us a husbands and… — Jonathan Sacks
If you love a woman, you can dominate her. That's why lovers go on playing politics with each other, dominating, possessing; the fear is there… — Rajneesh
Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food,… — Mignon McLaughlin
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. — George Burns
I have had my different husbands, my families. I am fond of them all and I visit them all. But deep inside me there is… — Ingrid Bergman
With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died — Mercedes McCambridge
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women. — Colin Mochrie
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. — Daniel Tosh
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. — Jackie Gleason
People, and not only Americans, are losing their sons, husbands, brothers, and fathers for no other reason than the profits of US armaments corporations, and… — Paul Craig Roberts
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk… — Jane Wyman
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. — Oscar Wilde
London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy. — Oscar Wilde
My husband said, 'Now you need to go and get a post-doctorate degree in tax law.' Tax law! I hate taxes. Why should I go… — Michele Bachmann
I confess, without shame, that I am sick and tired of fighting — its glory is all moonshine; even success the most brilliant is over… — William Tecumseh Sherman
The greatest way to get most husbands to eliminar la celulitis do one thing is to suggest that perhaps they're also old to do it. — Anne Bancroft
This is your life!!! The children/husbands/lovers are just one chapter. The stronger we (women) get the more loving we can be- to all. — Cynthia Basinet

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