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- Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
- No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband and I know he can be trusted.
- Love is meant for husbands, but my love for Hitler is stronger, I would give my life for it.
- There's no telling from poem to poem where this brilliant 'conversation' about maleness and gender will lead---there are poems about husbands and wives, parents and…
- I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.
- There's a place for corporate wives, but there's no place for corporate husbands.
- There were 11 people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person…
- Wives in their husbands' absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the butler.
- Men view discussion as the art of trying to keep their wives quiet, women see it as the art of preventing their husbands from ever…
- My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it
- Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender
- Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in 'is cabin he can sit, And sail and sail and…
- There are only about 20 murders a year in London and not all are serious-some are just husbands killing their wives.
- The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get…
- A Psychological fact. When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands look at each other's wives. :)
More Husbands Quotes
- Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain. — Jane Austen
- Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. — Abigail Adams
- A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. — Honore de Balzac
- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. — Honore de Balzac
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac
- Most African women are taught to endure abusive marriages. They say endurance means a good wife but most women endure abusive relationship… — Joyce Banda
- Husbands, recognize your wife's intelligence and her ability to counsel with you as a real partner regarding family plans, family activities, and… — Ezra Taft Benson
- A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk… — Barbara Cartland
- Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. — Geoffrey Chaucer
- Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. — Unknown Author
- I have always said that a studious perusal of the sacred volume will make better citizens, better fathers, and better husbands. — Thomas Jefferson
- Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle