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How Quotes by John Oliver
- Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.
- Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England, it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly…
- Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.
- I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.
- I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.
- You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well.
- You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well. It was probably years before I was confident…
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