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• House: As fascinating as our bodies are, they're also stupid.
• House: Truth begins in lies.
• Michael Tritter: Merry Christmas House: And a Happy Go-to-Hell.
• Cuddy: Dr. House! Need you here. House: No thanks. Lotta sick people. I might catch something.
• Cameron: You can't diagnose that without a biopsy. House: Yes, we can, we treat it. If she gets better we know that…
• Taub: You don't have clinic duty today. House: Who says it's a duty?
• Team: We've got rectal bleeding. House: What, all of you?
• House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person? Cuddy: Are you high? House: If it's Tuesday, I'm…
• Nun: Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a job requirement for you people.
• Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries? House: They recharge? I just keep buying new…
• House: What the hell are those? Cameron: Candy canes. House: Candy canes? Are you mocking me.
• Cuddy to House: l'll be on your couch with a shotgun, in case you try to make a limp for the border.

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