"House: Is it still illegal to perform an……" — House MD
"House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person? Cuddy: Are you high? House: If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted. Cuddy: It's Wednesday."
More Autopsy Quotes
- The rule was "no autopsy, no foul". — Stewart Granger
- There was no direct way to prevent the Boston murders. There are some easy ways to prevent likely future ones:… — Noam Chomsky
- It wasn't until I had performed by first autopsy that I realized that even the drabest human exteriors could contain… — John B. S. Haldane
- What gives my books authenticity is that I actually do what it is I'm writing about. I think the fact… — Kathy Reichs
- It is often said that ‘the germ of all Stalinism was in Bolshevism at its beginning’. Well, I have no… — Victor Serge
- That made me think I could contribute more to society by looking at people on the autopsy table and feeding… — Michael Baden
- Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic. — Al Goldstein
- If America's soul becomes totally poisoned, part of the autopsy must read Vietnam. It can never be saved so long… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
- Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of… — H. L. Mencken
- Yes. I did more research than I ever wanted to and saw some things I wish I didn't. I went… — Mariska Hargitay
- But for the last couple of weeks I’ve had this bizarre sensation that something is watching me. (Simone) You mean… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- ...The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue. This, all by itself, is enough to really… — Jim Butcher