Hotel Quotes

646 Hotel quotes by 539 unique authors

One night I was in bed-and remember that I'm on the second floor of a hotel-when I spotted this crab coming toward me across the… — Jennifer Esposito
On Sofia Coppola's 16th birthday, way back in 1987, I stole a lip gloss from her Sistine Chapel of a bedroom. Years later, I left… — Courtney Love
The last time I saw this many doctors was in 1982 at the NFL Combine. They flew me in, put me in a nice hotel… — Rob Brown
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my mother… — Chris Rock
I read about this hotel that was great, down in the south of the island, not in a touristy area. I had no particular desire… — Jeremy Northam
I walk through the hotel, and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm f***ing insane, like I'm Hitler. One day… — Kanye West
During Breaking The Waves, I was on my own in a hotel room. I think I would have been impossible to live with. When you… — Emily Watson
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. — Shelley Berman
It's my responsibility to walk around the hotel with a big smile on my face and not worry about what's happened in the last game. — David Beckham
Producing is a thankless task akin to hotel management. Unfortunately there are not too many good hotel managers. — David Hemmings
So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have… — Mitch Hedberg
At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9… — Mitch Hedberg
Mammoth is an incredible community and world-class attraction, ... Were committed to creating a vibrant living experience that matches the natural, majestic beauty of the… — Puff Daddy
After all these years, I'm finally into soccer. The World Cup is on, and my band is an international group - they're all around me,… — Art Garfunkel
There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach where pretty girls… — Richard Kadrey
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far as… — Jim Norton
Each neighborhood of the city appeared to be made of a different substance, each seemed to have a different air pressure, a different psychic weight:… — Teju Cole
The history of humanity is not a hotel where someone can rent a room whenever it suits him; nor is it a vehicle which we… — Hannah Arendt
The band would play on the night off for the local hotel bands and we'd back all the different acts. So I'd been advised by… — Martin Denny
One evening at a hotel in New York I flipped around the television channels. Suddenly there on the public access channel was a voluptuous young… — Robert Bork
People in hotels strike no roots. The French phrase for chronic hotel guests even says so; they are called dwellers sur la branche. — E. V. Lucas
I bet most of us have experienced at some point the joys of less: college - in your dorm, traveling - in a hotel room,… — Graham Hill
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids. — Unknown Author
Hire the best talent to tell the story, or the view is great from my hotel. — Komla Dumor
My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag… — Ben Affleck

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